Cast: Arpad Miklos, Derrick Hanson, Derrick Vinyard, Jamie Donovan, Kevin Brown, Luca DiCorso, Manuel Torres, Zackary Puncture, Billy Masters, Bruce Vilanch, Chi Chi LaRue
Genres: Muscle, Oral delight, Anal, Kissing, Shot of cum, anilingus, Tattoo
Video language: English

Fucking with the Stars" fares less well as a send-up of the similarly-named TV show than as an chance for Coco LaChine and Chi Chi LaRue to do their comic turns. LaChine and crew go for absolute broke and end up being as much a part of the joy as the actual bang. As far as prizes go, a chunky, silver spray-painted dildo that’s studded with gewgaws may not be worth coveting. But the notoriety that comes along with being crowned star fucker is 1 more matter.
4 porn stars are twofold with a counterpart. Here is where the "Dancing with the Stars" tie-in doesn’t quite work. It’s never clear just who is imagined to be the seasoned "dancer" and who is the celebrity brought in for ratings. At last, does it indeed matter? The introductory antics in adult comedies, here hosted by the lovely LaChine, is something I usually get rapidly bored with. Not here. The 3 judges: director Chi Chi LaRue, gossip columnist Billy Masters, and jack-of-all-trades Bruce Vilanch, seemed to absolutely go along with the conceit of an on-air talent competition, and though the jabs and jibes were all too scripted, their execution of the scripted remarks went over well.
The 1st of the contestants is the darling Kevin Brown, a twink whose aw-shucks sweetness seems wholly too original to be a put-on. And like the 1 greater amount hopefuls who follow, Kevin does a tempting strip-tease for the judges before the true action gets underway. After vibrating his money-maker in their faces (not quite just putting Vilanch into coronary arrest) Kevin makes his way to a perfectly concentric bed onstage. Putting me in mind of a circus ring, it seemed the ideal location to be if you’re gonna be scored on how well u perform in the sack. And was there ever a greater amount cunning display than Kevin ass-up on a circular bed? He’s connected by his colleague, Zackary Thrust, who treats our boy to a gentle massage formerly flipping him over and latching onto his prick. Kevin loses a few points for eye contact (at times guy transports himself right out of the episode by keeping his eyes clamped shut or throwing a forearm over his brow) but compensates with a scorching 69. And this pup never loses his wood when Zackary fucks him on his back, gloriously showcasing his one-of-a-kind sunburst tattoo.
Moments after Kevin blows his weight, guy appears formerly the judge’s panel in a unsophisticated white terrycloth robe, the sound of canned applause sparkling underneath, an priceless fortune for Bruce Vilanch to get off a scarcely any witty zingers. The groundwork is laid for a small in number running gags, the evaluation of each successive models’ activity is on all occasions the same dizzy-headed repeat of a small in number meaningless phrases and the judges at all times give the exact same scores.
With every successive movie I see Manuel Torres in, I become more and greater amount unglued. A fleecy fireplug with a penchant for spit-soaked pig sex, his heavy-handed bump-and-grind routine made me blush. Watching him tease his own foreskin, all I could think about was sniffing his stripper pole. Derrick Hanson accepts a healthy whiff of Manuel’s ass and a scarcely any unfathomable sucks on Manny’s cavity when Manuel sits on his face. The rimming’s mutual and by the time those two are finished tasting every other, they’re shiny with sweat. Derrick should get a prize just for withstanding Manuel’s full-on fuck. The cum-shot this closes that vignette, Manuel standing over Derrick’s shoulder and shooting streams of spunk over 1 flexing pec, is breathtaking.
But of all the participants cornholing for the grand title, I was most envious of Luca DiCorso. I’d have to bow out on that one, as I’d in actuality fail to be fair and impartial judging Arpad Miklos. Arpad brings out the very best in Luca, beginning with a passionate roll around the bed, spiked with deep kisses. Watching Luca peel off Arpad deliciously stern undies, freeing his pulsing uncut masterpiece? Heaven, sheer heaven. Things merely escalate from there. For most of the time they spend unitedly, performing for the judges, Luca is curled up onto his shoulder blades, Arpad’s thick tongue up his crack or his oral cavity sucking the existence from his dick. Forget the studded dildo — this is the real prize! Arpad’s prick buried unfathomable took some getting used to but once Luca found his rhythm, he’s a shoo-in for first location, due in no small part to his episode partaker.
The last competitor, Derrick Vinyard, is a prime piece of beef. Coco makes it clear formerly Derrick even appears that he’s secured her vote. Of the go-go activities, this chub acquires the gold star for sheer sex appeal and heartiest wood, despite his overdone facial expressions, à la Billy Idol. His sharer, Jamie Donovan, is a slender twinkie I hadn’t seen before. Jamie accepts busy blowing Derrick, and not quite just seems amazed when Derrick pulls him up for an serious make-out session. The anilingus Derrick accepts is equally fervent. Dude makes the most of the moment, pulling the tops of his thighs into his torso, completely exposing his chute for servicing. Not unforeseenly, Derrick tops his thinner, younger-looking buddy. And no Derrick appearance would be complete without his trademark litany of dirty-talk. Any time I watch Derrick on a cast roster, I tell myself I’m not going to melt when that guy starts cooing like a frat-boy with his dick buried unfathomable inside some hole. But every time, I melt nonetheless.

Format: mp4
Duration: 1:53:16
Video: 720×544, AVC (H.264), 2029kbps
Audio: 124kbps

Video clip size: 1.8 GB