Release Year: 2000
Studio: Jet Set Men
Cast: Antonio Suave, Brock Dylan, Chip Noll, Derec Hardman, Jordan Austin, TJ Slater, Curt Baldwin, Kyle Stevens, Jay Heiss
Genres: All Sex, Anal, Oral, Muscle

Well, they unquestionably ain’t in Desert Pick-Up. Those generally good-looking guys are plucked, waxed, tweezed, electrolysis-ized, Naired, trimmed, shaved … heck, they’re just plain smooth, even in their armpits for heaven’s sake. (I couldn’t tell if we were being offered a Barbie doll / plastic body fetish, what with the hairlessness trend here.) And although encircled by the dry, sun-drenched desert, those buff lads are never tied for moisture!
Looking younger than ever, Noll kicks things off by giving his buddy a roadside blowjob, which degenerates into a threeway when a stranger in overalls appears from nowhereseville. How Brigadoon! Noll ends up acquiring it but nice in his famished asspit. The scene’s pretty rousing and Noll busts a major load, nourishing the sands with his sea-salt.
Now relieved, but stuck with a broken down ride, the trio make way to a lone repair shop. Of course, there’s much greater amount activity down the line like a super-drooly oral job, an out of doors musclehunk buttfuck which carries on half a forever, a shower, cum coating, and more.
The dialogue is mundane even for a porn, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The cumshots are usually played twice. And the direction is truly restrained and visually lingering, with a worthy quiet atmosphere even when the sex gets slurpy and loud.
While these sands have looked better they’ve also looked much worse. Desert Pick-Up is a nice pick-me-up.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:22:56
Video: 720×480, DivX 4, 1172kbps
Audio: 125kbps

Video clip size: 796.2 MB