The megawatt superstar in 1 of his almost any popular flicks. Ostensibly Idol’s "first" gay practice, this is truthfully not the flick you would think it would be. Truth be told, I was kinda disappointed. Idol does look totally awesome here (I think I jacked off thinking ’bout that cover picture of him several hundred times) and the creation design is top-notch. Overall it’s just… I dunno… weak.
The thin story has Ryan as a lifeguard of sorts, and his smooth and muscled tone suits him perfectly for the role. There are several scenes that are without a doubt memorable, but the "big scenes" starring Ryan aren’t all this. His first episode (out of 2 this dude appears in) is a solo – a fine 1, but a solo nonetheless. The large payoff supposedly comes when this guy in the end obtains his beefy hands on Superbottomslut Stefano. Only problem: it ain’t Ryan’s dick going in Joey’s apperture. Can u say "stunt cock"? Oh well…
We’re probably being a little too generous with our star rating here, as the movie overall feels greater amount like a "two-and-a-halfer" (despite the star power of the cast), but the fabrication itself is so top-notch, and some of the another scenes do truthfully work, so… what the fucking, right?
Format: avi
Duration: 1:19:03
Video: 720×480, XviD, 1756kbps
Audio: 187kbps