Release Year: 2005
Studio: Gigantic Video-making studio
Zak Spears gets fucked by Barrett Long. Severe. And likes it. If that’s all you need to know, then flog out your credit card. Otherwise, that movie is too much often an exercise in frustration. Large Studio is a newer video-making studio with a special taste for beefy men. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially for this reviewer, as long as you know how to show em having erotic sex, and unfortunately Enormous still hasn’t quite figured that out yet.
It’s not the hot sex part, it’s the showing episode. That is porno, after all, and we want the camera to receive in where the action is and stay there so we can have entertainment it. (OK, jerk off to it.) Extreme Cops 2 has some worthy close-ups – especially of this aforementioned Spears-Long fucking – but too much often they’re speedily cut away to full-body shots or weird angles where you can scarcely see anything. When you have rimming scenes where you hardly watch the booty getting rimmed, that’s not great.
Utmost Cops 2 tells the story – if u can call it this – of some crooked cops led by Zak Spears. If u crave beefy and older, he’s your man – and then some. His partaker is the much younger and smaller Trey Casteel. They investigate a burglary only to find Officer Barrett Long trying to stash cash from a drug hooters. Spears takes the cash and orders him to suck his manmeat..
Basically, Barrett Long was hired here for 1 thing – to insert his prodigious, 11-inch python down soever hollow is presented to it. In 1 more words, he’s not beefy and he’s no cocksucker. Without a doubt, the movie cam focuses more on him playing with it than the oral delight performance. When it’s Zak’s turn, it’s nearly more than chap can handle; buddy jerks it off while sucking it, so we hardly watch the shaft, or how much goes in his face hole. A scarcely any times dude does lets Long bang his face, and it’s fine, but mostly it just a hand job with lips.
Then comes the magic moment. Spears, the quintessential versatile adult star, bends over so Long can insert this fiend in like butter. It’s a powerhouse fuck with long, steady strokes, and Spears deliciously smut-talks throughout that it all. The close-ups from below and behindhand will take your breath away, but they’re never quite long sufficient. Zak shoots a creamy burden with Long still in him, and Long sprays his jizm past Zak’s head.
Spears hands the cash to Casteel, but he’s nabbed by Parker Williams of Internal Affairs, who’s just only recently found the fame he’s long deserved. That is the episode with coupled rim jobs where the camera’s everywhere except directly between their ass-cheeks – and Williams has such a damn pleasant butt-hole. Williams, as the older man, naturally fucks Casteel, and it’s a outstanding bang, but the editing and shifting positions never let u totally see it or party in it. Damn it, man this is porno, not MTV.
Next up is a threeway between cops Adam Faust and Jack Austin and suspect Jeff Brooks. Faust is quite the teenage tattooed stud, while Austin and Brooks are much beefier (maybe a bit too beefy; their stomachs are both a six-pack away from becoming bellies). The cops initiate a "cavity search" – Austin’s python down Brooks’ muzzle and Faust’s tongue up Brooks’ ass. Here, thank god, the camera stays put sufficient to show Brook’s cunny in full bloom.
The 3 then sit on a ottoman and suck every other off quite satisfyingly, but the sequence is way too short. Brooks gets on all fours to be banged by Austin, then on his back to be simultaneously banged by Faust and sucked by Austin – yum! Unhopedly, Austin then obtains on all fours to be fucked by Faust, and 1 of the movie cam positions is placed and lit so badly that you can’t watch anything go in. God, what a waste of both men’s talents.
The final episode has Spears in prison and acquiring visitation (!) rights from his partaker. The sharp physical differences between Spears and Casteel make for an odd pairing, and certainly Casteel lacks Spear’s charisma and enthusiasm, but it still works, and here Spears sucks with much better assurance. He’s as well on top that time, fucking Casteel fast and furiously – maybe too quick and brutal for the movie cam to completely take it in.
OK, one could argue that point – and others. Some may like a fast editing classification, but this reviewer still insists that if you’re going to show a rim job, you need to show the bottom more than once or twice. And forget ’bout the acting – it’s as lame as anything you’ve ever seen in porno. In the end, that reviewer was the 1st to praise Spears’ reincarnation in Zak Attack, so it pains me to offer this Zak is beginning to look more oily than beefy.
All in all, this is only passable pornography, and the same goes for the extras. The "bloopers" are just dialog flubs, the interviews are just only one-word answers to questions like "what’s your preferred food," and the Xtra Footage is a short sequence of Faust eating out Austin and Brooks’ booties. The superlative is the movie of Spears and Casteel’s photo shoot which ends with a solo jerk by Zak. Watching the two men fluff each other is more sexual than the actual video.
Format: avi
Duration: 1:39:32
Video: 640×480, DivX 5, 1422kbps
Audio: 187kbps